>Le teenage me hanging out with friends at the park
>Having a great time but I have to go home
>I realize a blonde man with a strange hat is following me
>I'm scared but I pretend I don't notice because I was dumb back then
>I finally make it home
>I rush inside
>I quickly call the police
>I look out my window
>He is running towards my door
>I realize I forgot to lock it
>Oh shit
>He opens my door
>He gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur